| Doctor Gonzo | Seattle | Editor in Chief |
| Stash Zyka | Omaha | Assistant to the Editor |
| Stu | Saint Cloud | Chief Staff Writer |
| Kung Fu Mike | Minneapolis | Chief Music Editor |
| Reverend Wild Bill | Lake Uhlenkounts | Spiritural Leader |
| Notorious V.I.G | Osseo | Top Ten Correspondent |
| Sam Chao | Seattle | Asian Correspondent |
| Bloomer | Hudson | Right Wing Correspondent |
| Kyles the PhD of Plastic | Pittsburgh | Science Correspondent |
| the Saint | Los Angeles | Sales |
| Huskyboy | Ballard | Food and Drink |
| Burkita North | Vancouver | Foreign Correspondent |
| Static X | Suburbs | Tech Writer |
| Robert Goulet, Jr. | Ballard | Entertainment |
| Karl Lazlo | Walla Walla | Travel |
| Paul Wall | K.C. | Tabloid |
| Cheddar Brokaw | Moorhead | News |
| Hakey Bakey | West Fargo | Military Correspondent |
| CM Mars | Minneapolis | Dream Correspondent |
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